The way he is falling I expect it was shoulder first, then pivot with his crotch finishing the impact. Far better than reversing that, but still I expect not fun even if the armor took the brunt of it.
“It’s magical fricking elf armor, surely it comes with a cup!” As Alex just learned . . . it didn’t. Elves are smart enough not to *crotch-plant* in painful ways. Eh, stupid humans . . .
Alex: *wakes up* “ouch dammit!”
Alexes bro: what?
Alex: I just fell on my crotch onto a thingie on a pirate ship! And made out with Nestajia!
Alexez bro: -_- nice.
If that armor is anything like a Elvin MJOLNIR armor, the codpiece is reinforced. Master Chief has to have good protection there, what with all the Grunts ‘n all.
That’s gotta hurt the crotch
holy crotch stars!!!
His armor covers it xD
No nookie for him tonight
I would think that the breast plate made contact first, but the clang is closer to the crotch. I’m still hoping he hit his chest first!
That is the second most painful “clang” I’ve ever heard.
Congratulations, Alex! You can now sing soprano!
The way he is falling I expect it was shoulder first, then pivot with his crotch finishing the impact. Far better than reversing that, but still I expect not fun even if the armor took the brunt of it.
either way… those won’t be ‘good vibrations’!!
its a wooden version of the mens balance beam accident
Regardless, I bet he’s trying to kill the mist right then…
McGehee what was you most painful clang?
Fear not, for it is a MANLY armor that Alex dons…
Ooh… That’s gotta hurt…
“It’s magical fricking elf armor, surely it comes with a cup!” As Alex just learned . . . it didn’t. Elves are smart enough not to *crotch-plant* in painful ways. Eh, stupid humans . . .
Alex: *wakes up* “ouch dammit!”
Alexes bro: what?
Alex: I just fell on my crotch onto a thingie on a pirate ship! And made out with Nestajia!
Alexez bro: -_- nice.
Ow…
Yes, one hopes that ‘codpiece’ is well-made…
God bless you plate armor!
xD the page and then you guys lmao
Cod-piece?
More like “Ohmygod!-piece.”
Actually, ouchy noises aside, I think that look in his eyes in last panel is saying “Pole, I think I love you”
I’m surprised a you people.
He obviously has balls of steel…
im hoping that was a girls with slingshots reference
Maybe wood also counts as an element? 😛
Damage from wooden pole: 50
After reduction by magic armor: 5
If that armor is anything like a Elvin MJOLNIR armor, the codpiece is reinforced. Master Chief has to have good protection there, what with all the Grunts ‘n all.
Pole to the crotch arguably preferable to splatting on the ground.
Ignoring the crotchplant, I think Fel would be proud of him.