…Link totally has armor that drops all appeal.
ALttP, yo. Of course, he wasn’t that…erm…it wasn’t one of his better hair days to begin with, but honestly? A red tunic with a blue hat? Come on! That is SO what not to wear!
… Beardy pirate moves really really slowly. Like stupidly slowly. Is he TRYING to lose?
And the little imp dude on the right isn’t even trying at all.
These pirates really don’t get it, do they?
If they actually coordinated their efforts a little better, they would beat Alex easily. But in typical pirate fashion, one doesn’t know what the next is doing.
Somebody learned some moves. Guys Link would own Alex, lets be honest. Link’s been killing Gandorf since he was like what 5,6,7. Links been doing this on a harder lvl for a long time. Alex is at least doing damage tho
wertler23- I LOLd big time!!
Also, that darn midgie pirate wertler23 mentioned and the furry brown pink bandanad genie pirate w/ the creepy facial hair and cat ears are just standing there and watching the action. They oughta get to work, and at least ATTEMPT to scratch Alex’s nice, shiny armor, and maaaybe even try to defend themselves!
But of course they’ll fail miserably. I mean, look at what happened to slooooow bearded baloney pirate. He started there, went there, and ended up waaaaay over there, and there he still is, probably puking.
“Guys Link would own Alex, lets be honest. Link’s been killing Gandorf since he was like what 5,6,7. Links been doing this on a harder lvl for a long time.”
No, Link is a new person every game. He only kills Ganon[dorf] once as that person. It’s the nature of the legend- a hero who looks the same as the last hero, and has the same name, shows up and beats the reincarnating Gerudo leader and saves the reincarnating princess of Hyrule. Or thereabouts.
I’ve seen it explained once- each game does indeed take place in a completely different era (though sometimes the handheld ones apparently take place in the same timeframe as some of the main games, like Link’s Awakening having some sort of connection to Wind Waker, I think? I forget), and each Link is technically a different person and not reincarnated, while Ganon and Zelda may in fact be reincarnated on regular intervals. Keep in mind, though, I got this from a source of collected knowledge of various fans- a Zelda wiki, I believe.
@ ironbandit
Well… Yeah. He would’ve been watching Nas and Fel… They’re his current only chances of nookie! What with the psych-student not wanting him in that way back on Earth…
You guys have forgotten the ninja/stormtrooper effect. The more of them there are compared to the number of heroes, the dumber and worse off they fight. If there is only 1 hero, he owns, until there’s only one or two guys left (or until their boss shows up).
They wouldn’t even need to do that. They’re slavers afterall.
All that is needed is for one to distract him from the front while two grab and restrain him from behind. Then it’d be simple to disarm him and enslave him.
If only more than one of them could move at a time.
I have to say his fighting has improved…a lot
Hey slahing them and stabiong them but yet no blood? Too G-Rated man~!~!
Well the little kids are watching the fight.
G-rated Army of One. Um… Yeah.
I think he learned some from Nas.
Look at the midget pirate!
Link has nothing on Alex
Excuse me?!
Link is a LEGEND ! ! !
And doesn’t have shiny armor that totally drops all previous sex appeal.
I lol’d when I saw what wertler23 mentioned.
…Link totally has armor that drops all appeal.
ALttP, yo. Of course, he wasn’t that…erm…it wasn’t one of his better hair days to begin with, but honestly? A red tunic with a blue hat? Come on! That is SO what not to wear!
… Beardy pirate moves really really slowly. Like stupidly slowly. Is he TRYING to lose?
And the little imp dude on the right isn’t even trying at all.
These pirates really don’t get it, do they?
If they actually coordinated their efforts a little better, they would beat Alex easily. But in typical pirate fashion, one doesn’t know what the next is doing.
Somebody learned some moves. Guys Link would own Alex, lets be honest. Link’s been killing Gandorf since he was like what 5,6,7. Links been doing this on a harder lvl for a long time. Alex is at least doing damage tho
Alex been watching Nas and Fel, methinks…
They’re level 1 pirates….
Alex might be level, like, five
*MAYBE*
wertler23- I LOLd big time!!
Also, that darn midgie pirate wertler23 mentioned and the furry brown pink bandanad genie pirate w/ the creepy facial hair and cat ears are just standing there and watching the action. They oughta get to work, and at least ATTEMPT to scratch Alex’s nice, shiny armor, and maaaybe even try to defend themselves!
But of course they’ll fail miserably. I mean, look at what happened to slooooow bearded baloney pirate. He started there, went there, and ended up waaaaay over there, and there he still is, probably puking.
One, Alex is probably level 1 with hacked armor, Two, He has such a manly fighting style let me tell you.
“Guys Link would own Alex, lets be honest. Link’s been killing Gandorf since he was like what 5,6,7. Links been doing this on a harder lvl for a long time.”
No, Link is a new person every game. He only kills Ganon[dorf] once as that person. It’s the nature of the legend- a hero who looks the same as the last hero, and has the same name, shows up and beats the reincarnating Gerudo leader and saves the reincarnating princess of Hyrule. Or thereabouts.
I’ve seen it explained once- each game does indeed take place in a completely different era (though sometimes the handheld ones apparently take place in the same timeframe as some of the main games, like Link’s Awakening having some sort of connection to Wind Waker, I think? I forget), and each Link is technically a different person and not reincarnated, while Ganon and Zelda may in fact be reincarnated on regular intervals. Keep in mind, though, I got this from a source of collected knowledge of various fans- a Zelda wiki, I believe.
@ ironbandit
Well… Yeah. He would’ve been watching Nas and Fel… They’re his current only chances of nookie! What with the psych-student not wanting him in that way back on Earth…
You guys have forgotten the ninja/stormtrooper effect. The more of them there are compared to the number of heroes, the dumber and worse off they fight. If there is only 1 hero, he owns, until there’s only one or two guys left (or until their boss shows up).
Alex skewered FloppyhatPirate.
FloppyhatPirate: “OMG H@X!!!”
Alex pummeled Swordarm!
Announcer: “HUMILIATION.”
I’d still take Link.
Midget pirate see’s other pirate fly thinks” Hmmmm maybe I shouldn’t attack. If I get hit I’ll fly twice as far…
@wertler23, don’t you remember the little pirate in pirates of the caribean! the crew is not complete without a little person…
Lol, he made me laugh just looking at him.
Lol, he made me laugh just looking at him. He looks like a smurf with a sword.
funny how nobody thinks to go for the GAPS. like the eyes.
must not have a high intelligence rating
They wouldn’t even need to do that. They’re slavers afterall.
All that is needed is for one to distract him from the front while two grab and restrain him from behind. Then it’d be simple to disarm him and enslave him.
If only more than one of them could move at a time.
Agreed. If/when I buy the books, I’m drawing in some blood.
just remember nightmare realm residents bleed green xD