If anyone has read the last page’s comments, they should have noticed that once again, the pirates pants are really REALLY misfitting. Don’t look. You don’t want to know.
But they apparently have a major shortage on pants!!!
Those pants look like he’s been wearing them since he was a 3 year old!!!
And why the heck are they pink??!!??!!??
Its a shame that in most people’s language ‘don’t look’ means ‘look’!
‘ “Don’t look Ethel! Don’t look!”
But it was too late. She’d already looked!’ ~The Streak
There seems to be a shortage of shields though…
No shortage of pirate bulge… >.>
FALCOLM PAUNCH!
They fight like amateurs. Both of ’em.
FalcoN Punch!
Well, Alex has an excuse for fighting like an amateur: he is one. The pirate captain? Not so much.
If anyone has read the last page’s comments, they should have noticed that once again, the pirates pants are really REALLY misfitting. Don’t look. You don’t want to know.
ZOH MAI GAWWWWWWWWDD!!!
i looked
what has been seen…
…cannot be unseen
But they apparently have a major shortage on pants!!!
Those pants look like he’s been wearing them since he was a 3 year old!!!
And why the heck are they pink??!!??!!??
na na na na na na na na POW! na na na na na ZAP! na na na na BIFF!
Where’s Adam West?
Y’know,
It would really suck if he woke up right in th middle of this battle scene.
For god’s sake Alex, don’t just stand there. Get in another punch while he’s stunned, or knock the sword out of his hand, or something.
Guess i’d just maim the the ships rigging. ^^
Pow right in the kisser
heh you forget your pratchett everyone knows veterens fear the ametures cause you never quite know what crazy attack they’ll try next XD
Second punch to the face!
Its a shame that in most people’s language ‘don’t look’ means ‘look’!
‘ “Don’t look Ethel! Don’t look!”
But it was too late. She’d already looked!’ ~The Streak
Ha i could Pwn him so bad 😉
it’s like fighting in a movie, it’s gotta b obvious because we cant see the motion. besides, the suttle stuff is less dramatic
That and Alex doesn’t need to fight well as he has the sword of No Clip and the armour of Godmode. Cheating fetcher.
The pirate dude? No depth perception, his sword is poorly balanced (even worse than his previous one)… and a very punchable nose.
Unless the pirate captain has only been kidnapping humans to take to the nightmare realm. Not much fighting experience to be gained there, I’d think.
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BATMAN!