“There were these two cute mermaids”
“LIES! Mermaids aren’t cute! I mean, look at those shells, such hideous fashion sense!”
Or is that not what they’re angry about? Ooooh, destroyed village. Right. And anyway, I’m pretty sure laws have never stopped an army before. It’s not like you can just slap a cease and desist order on a villain. Even if he’s Lawful Evil.
I….feel kinda sorry for him
Oooh, I guess they’re not too used to grown-up humans.
Get the pitchforks! Get the torches!
they not used to.. large… people…
(okay i ish “..idc” idk why i typed that in)
“There were these two cute mermaids”
“LIES! Mermaids aren’t cute! I mean, look at those shells, such hideous fashion sense!”
Or is that not what they’re angry about? Ooooh, destroyed village. Right. And anyway, I’m pretty sure laws have never stopped an army before. It’s not like you can just slap a cease and desist order on a villain. Even if he’s Lawful Evil.
yes blame the mermaids its always their fault