Oh the joys of dreamland… where a rock giant can dance without earthquakes nor structural damage, yet is still strong enough to lob these two to the top of the castle.
If you remember when we first met the rock giant dancing, there was earth shaking. . . I believe it’s possible that the author omits the rumbling from the later dance sequences to save time and to move on with the story line. . .
Using parts from the warthog we will make something I like to call the “Griff Cannon”, We will utilize the power of the “Griff Cannon” to blow a Griff sized hole in the wall, or paint it a very disgusting color!
That building is easily 300 meters. If you throw somebody that high in earth-like gravity, and they wind up with zero velocity right as they reach the requisite height, their time in flight will be 7.8 seconds. Unless dreamlanders can fly at speeds in excess of 38 meters per second (~87 miles per hour), the fastball special option has a shorter time of flight, and thus reduced risk of getting caught.
(You know you’re a geek when it’s easier for you to just integrate “9.81 dt” twice every time you encounter this kind of problem than it is for you to commit “d = 4.905 * t^2” to memory.)
Sounds like a good plan to me!
What could go wrong?
lol! REALLY hard.
-splat-
One fastball special, coming up!
“At” the castle…
Oh dear… This couldn’t possibly end badly.*sweatdrop*
At least he can go out in style
I can imagine it now:
Human squashed against tower wall, placed there by rock giant
No guys, he’s got the elven armor on! Only his face is in danger, really.
Oh the joys of dreamland… where a rock giant can dance without earthquakes nor structural damage, yet is still strong enough to lob these two to the top of the castle.
If you remember when we first met the rock giant dancing, there was earth shaking. . . I believe it’s possible that the author omits the rumbling from the later dance sequences to save time and to move on with the story line. . .
ah paddington. so straightforward, i love it!
Alex “yeahhhh. i wanna wake up now………please?”
Notice how the two girls are still opposing each other, while Paddington is game (and happily so) for anything.
Yeah throw him at a castle i sure he will think of somthing at high speeds if not great time to test the armor
Using parts from the warthog we will make something I like to call the “Griff Cannon”, We will utilize the power of the “Griff Cannon” to blow a Griff sized hole in the wall, or paint it a very disgusting color!
LOL, I love RvB!
Go, Sarge!
Best. Plan. EVER.
In quite the same way everyone somehow ‘forgot’ they could simply fly up to the tower instead…
Cause, you know, it’s only his face…..
exactly as i was about to say good sir.
no need to look worried alex, your armor will protect you. then again there is no helmet…
how well can you do the fetal position?
i dont like this plan
WHY THE BLOODY HELL DON’T THEY JUST FLY!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU PLOT CONVENIENCE!!!
Throw. At. The castle. Hard.
Best plan ever! XD
Paddington: Going to turn your body into a projectile moving at muzzle velocity at an immovable object, I am.
Alex: And me without my spatula…
That building is easily 300 meters. If you throw somebody that high in earth-like gravity, and they wind up with zero velocity right as they reach the requisite height, their time in flight will be 7.8 seconds. Unless dreamlanders can fly at speeds in excess of 38 meters per second (~87 miles per hour), the fastball special option has a shorter time of flight, and thus reduced risk of getting caught.
(You know you’re a geek when it’s easier for you to just integrate “9.81 dt” twice every time you encounter this kind of problem than it is for you to commit “d = 4.905 * t^2” to memory.)