How the pirate captain of large upper body gets around with those stubby little legs, I do not know. His sword appears to be longer than he is tall, which suggests it is constantly trailing on the ground when sheathed.
And Alex’s block seems kinda redundant there as captain’s overly long blade wasn’t actually anywhere near cutting him. Look, it was way off to one side.
BUT then we are operating under 80s cartoon rules here. No actual cutting or bloodshed. Swords clash other swords, shoot laser beams, and are for posing (and powering up).
The captains sword must have some magic too. Maybe some nightmare realm version of Alex’s sword. I was quite surprised that it was not cut in half!
Then again, i guess Alex did only use the flat of his blade
That is a really BIG boot to the face!
Sadly, I can never take the noises comic characters make in combat seriously.
That pirate Captain’s blade is one honking long blade!
A magic sword can only get you so far, as so many have found out unexpectedly.
Boot to the head.
hesa got kung-fuuued in de face
One REALLY BIG WORD! OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*BLAM*
Headshot!
ok all the sound effects are making it hard for me to take this seriously
it just reminds me of the old batman show 😀
How the pirate captain of large upper body gets around with those stubby little legs, I do not know. His sword appears to be longer than he is tall, which suggests it is constantly trailing on the ground when sheathed.
And Alex’s block seems kinda redundant there as captain’s overly long blade wasn’t actually anywhere near cutting him. Look, it was way off to one side.
BUT then we are operating under 80s cartoon rules here. No actual cutting or bloodshed. Swords clash other swords, shoot laser beams, and are for posing (and powering up).