And now we know how he’s stayed king of dreamland for so long . . . the dragon knows proper application of force, you gotta give him that.
Evil Overlord List, Rule #80: If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones.
JEEEESSSH! isn’t the king of drem;and supposed to be the good guy? Guess not, slice nic through the gut now Alex! You idiots don’t just stand there kill nicodemus wile you still have the chance!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I’m seriously hoping that the elves who designed that armor played Halo. If they did, then Alex has half a chance. Fractally scaling and amplifying strength and reflexes…energetic shielding…all he needs are some well-placed stickybombs.
“I’m prepared for war, Princess. Are you?”
“I just need to say the word and the Elven Air Force is ALL OVER YOUR SORRY TAIL!”
This has to be my favorite page in the entire comic so far. Especially the quote. Though I do think that since everybody hates Nico, then why not everybody ally against him and start beating Nightmare Realm butt?
Nah… Master Chief is a wuss and Halo is pathetic. Get some Wilderzone Tribal engineers on it instead. A Tribal Newblood in Scout armor could take the Chief.
Even better would be if they read Heinlein’s Starship Troopers. You don’t mess with Mobile Infantry power armor. Troops that can keep up constant, long-range jumps AND carry mini-nuke launchers? Nobody’s safe.
That’s Peltast Scout armor, that is. I do prefer Hoplite Assault armor, myself, though. And Myrmidon Juggernaut armor is just too heavy for me, even if it can carry deadly mortars.
“You may have a legion of nightmarish creatures… but I have… Chuck Norris!”
“Oh noes!”
[Nicodemus flees, and Alex and Nastaja live on to have a happily ever after, until the plug is pulled on Alex in the real world, with everyone believing him to be dead. Everyone becomes sad.”
But then if they read Starship Troopers, then they made planet-destroying weapons that nobody’s supposed to use but somebody’s going to be stupid enough to use anyway.
Damn. TYD!
There’s overkill, then there’s that. Yikes!
oh sh——————
And now we know how he’s stayed king of dreamland for so long . . . the dragon knows proper application of force, you gotta give him that.
Evil Overlord List, Rule #80: If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones.
Alex seriously needs to just stab that guy.
Yeah, stab him….IN THE FACE
….AGAIN
Fetch me my brown pants!
Ha!!
Well said, Kai, Oh Sh– indeed.
Bah, is that all? A rock giant, a man in armor with an uber sword, and an elf can take ’em, no sweat, where’s the next wave?
Don’t forget the explosive pixie and the gymnast catgirl.
They’re gonna need more bean dip for this party.
that is an assault man its game over now
9 out of 10 dentists approved Crest….and these are not them. Look at those teeth. Braces much?
My God… that reminded me of the last episode of Angel. All it needs is Alex saying, “Personally, I kinda wanna slay the dragon.” *lol*
The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates : Rule 37
There is no ‘Overkill’. There is only ‘Open fire’ and ‘Time to reload’.
quick! master chief, save us!! lol
lold hard @ Elios and McGehee. Id start popping off the cannons. Either that or wake up and go back to sleep with automatics and extra clips.
“Bring it Bitches!!”
I find it interesting that Dreamland apparently has the same moon as Earth.
Quickly roll crits!
I hope he’s hiding a mini-tank in that armor.
JEEEESSSH! isn’t the king of drem;and supposed to be the good guy? Guess not, slice nic through the gut now Alex! You idiots don’t just stand there kill nicodemus wile you still have the chance!!!!!!!!!!!
whoops meant dreamland not drem. sorry
ZERG RUSH!
*’Night on Bald Mountain’ Fantasia music starts playing.* (Kudos to any who get the reference)
Rule 4. Close air support covereth a multitude of sins.
This seriously needs an OH SHI- look.
Okay, Smoketrix
but don’t you think his mom would notice if he took a bagful of weapons to bed?
Now that’s what I call a target rich environment.
Must refrain from making an “over nine thousand” joke…
LEEEEEROYY!!! (kudos if you get it)
orly: JEEEEEEEEEEEEENKINS
Now I’m seriously hoping that the elves who designed that armor played Halo. If they did, then Alex has half a chance. Fractally scaling and amplifying strength and reflexes…energetic shielding…all he needs are some well-placed stickybombs.
“I’m prepared for war, Princess. Are you?”
“I just need to say the word and the Elven Air Force is ALL OVER YOUR SORRY TAIL!”
This has to be my favorite page in the entire comic so far. Especially the quote. Though I do think that since everybody hates Nico, then why not everybody ally against him and start beating Nightmare Realm butt?
Or maybe that’s going to happen. Whoop-de-doo.
Nah… Master Chief is a wuss and Halo is pathetic. Get some Wilderzone Tribal engineers on it instead. A Tribal Newblood in Scout armor could take the Chief.
Even better would be if they read Heinlein’s Starship Troopers. You don’t mess with Mobile Infantry power armor. Troops that can keep up constant, long-range jumps AND carry mini-nuke launchers? Nobody’s safe.
That’s Peltast Scout armor, that is. I do prefer Hoplite Assault armor, myself, though. And Myrmidon Juggernaut armor is just too heavy for me, even if it can carry deadly mortars.
Regardless, what’s sci-fi power suits have to do with an enchanted plate armor?
“You may have a legion of nightmarish creatures… but I have… Chuck Norris!”
“Oh noes!”
[Nicodemus flees, and Alex and Nastaja live on to have a happily ever after, until the plug is pulled on Alex in the real world, with everyone believing him to be dead. Everyone becomes sad.”
holy sh**!
AAAH!!! GREMLINS!!!
No, not at all. That’s a perfectly normal thing to do.
This is what Willis is talking about.
I just wanted to say: I love all you commenting people. You make my day. =)
Nice, and very piratical! ^_^
Might need your red shirt, too…
What you talkin’ ’bout, Lanzer?
Great Wallpaper! Thanks.
” I am prapared for a gang bang, are you “
But then if they read Starship Troopers, then they made planet-destroying weapons that nobody’s supposed to use but somebody’s going to be stupid enough to use anyway.
I saw that, too! 🙂
“Hey! This encounter is more than eight levels above our party level!”
That’s actually more than I expected O.o
In that case, TAKE YOUR CHANCE WHILE HE ISN’T LOOKING 😀
Z: don’t think of it as being outnumbered, think of it as LOADS of POTENTIAL EXP!!
ALL: who are you?
Z: uh…i dreamed meself here?
All: fair enough…
I bet they even have Elvin ODST
Aw crap…
Nastajia:
“Hmm… Well, we could be in trouble if one more shows up…”
I’m sure a few Fremen could handle this as well.
And then…
RKO OUT OF NOWHERE!